Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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