How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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