dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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