I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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