Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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