Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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