can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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