you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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