that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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