Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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