Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize