Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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