Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
i think i just lost a toe
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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