I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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