The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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