I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Success! We fucked roommates!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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