just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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