Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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