That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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