This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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