pedialite and red bull = repair kit
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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