All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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