What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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