K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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