you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Randomize
