I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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