She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
