I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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