Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
