Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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