I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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