I can't watch pbs sober anymore
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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