i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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