Betty ford says i'm here all night
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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