Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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