we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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