Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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