I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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