Dual....:-)
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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