i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize