Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
This is the high leading the old right now
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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