I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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