Non-Jews are for practice
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
