I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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