I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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