so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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