Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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