Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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