it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize