Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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