he referred to my room as the tit cave...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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