i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
