quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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