I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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