I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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